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Old 01-29-2009, 11:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Smile Jokes and Funny pics all here...(green, etc)

MAKE ME FEEL

A plane s about 2 crash.

A frantic virgin strips off and says

"Can anyone make me feel like a wife before i die?"

So a man takes off hs clothes and says..

"PAKIPLANTSA!"
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Manny Paquiao in the P5 bill


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arabo

an arab was interviewed at US chekpoint
name pls?
arab:abdul aziz

interviewer:sex?
arab:6x a week

interviewer:i mean male or female
arab:doesn't matter, sumtyms even camel

interviewer:HOLY COW!
arab:yes, cow, and dogs too!

interviewer:oh dear!
arab:deer? no deer! dey run fast!

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Pasahe

Sa Isang Jeep

Pasahero: Mama, Magkano Po Yung Pasahe?

Driver: 7.50 Yung Minimum

Pasahero: (Dumukot Ito Sa Bulsa Para Kunin Yung Pera Niya, Ngunit sa Di Sinasadyang Dahilan Kulang Yung Pamasahe Niya.)

Patay, Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Paano Kaya Ito? (Nag Isip Ito At Lumingon Sa Driver. Napansin Niya Na Duling Ito. Sabi Niya Sa Kanyang Sarili, Tama Duling Yung Driver Sigurado Pag Nagbigay Ako Ng 3.75 di Niya Mapapansin Na Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Kasi Doble Yung Paningin Nito. Inabot Niya Sa Driver Yung Pera.

Ngunit Laking Gulat Niya Nung May Sinabi Yung Driver Sa Kanya.

Driver: Kulang Ito!

Pasahero: Anong Kulang? Di Ba Sabi Mo 7.50 Yung Minimum?

Driver: Oo Nga 7.50 eh Dalawa Kaya Kayo.

Patay! Akala Mo Lusot Kana ha?

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Classmate: Kuya si Angelica po tumambling kanina po sa room...

Tatay: Nasaan siya?

Classmate: Nadoon poh

Tatay: Pakitawag nga!!

Tatay: Anak diba sinabi ko sayo na wag kang tatambling dito sa eskwelahan dahil makikita yung PANTY MO!!!

Anak: Tatay TINAGO KO PO NAMAN UNG PANTY KO SA BAG EHHH!!!!..

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Old 01-30-2009, 04:01 AM   #2 (permalink)
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hahhaahaah, ang saya, ty sa ng upload.
 
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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padagdag...

Tatay: Bakit hindi ka na nasimba anak?
Anak: May takot po ako sa diyos eh.
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Old 02-05-2009, 03:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hahahahhaha
ang galing mo ah.
nakakatwa alahat ng jokes mo.
moreeeeee!
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Old 02-19-2009, 06:34 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Thumbs up More JOkes and Pix...



Paquiao's new career


Lottery Winner
Sa States, isang Bikolano ang nanalo sa Lottery. Takbo agad siya sa Lottery Office para kunin ang ang pera.
Bikolano: I want my $20 million!

Lotto Official: No, Sir, Hindi po ganoon ang pag bayad namin. Sa umpisa, bibigyan ka namin ng 1 Million. Every year thereafter, Ibibigay namin sa iyo ang 1 Million.

Bikolano: Kailangan ko na ang buong pera ngayon!

Lotto Official: Talagang hindi pwedi dahil may kasulatan diyan sa likod ng ng ticket na hindi pwedi ang Lump Sum!

Bikolano: Look, I want my money now! Pag hindi niyo ibibigay ang $20 million ngayon, mabuti pa, Ibalik niyo na sa akin ang $1.00 na puhunan ko sa ticket!!!

gusot-gusot

si lolo hugo at lola maria ay matagal nang hindi nag co contact sexually. Kaya't miss na miss na ni lola maria and intimate relationship nila, hangang isang gabi, para mapansin sya ni lolo hugo ay naghubad si lola maria sa kanilang kwato (aakitin nya si lolo). Pagpasok ni lolo at napatingin kay lola......sabi ni lolo hugo: ANO KA BA NAMAN MARIA BAKIT GUSOT-GUSOT ANG DAMIT MO???/ nGEEEkkkkkkkk

Still more to come...
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ENGLISH:Eat All You Can, don't be shy, feel at home!
TAGALOG:kain lang kayo ng kain, walanghiya kayo, pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to!
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Anak: Inay gusto ko na pong magbuntis.
Nanay: Aba hindi pwede anak kailangan mag-asawa ka muna bago ka magbuntis.
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Anak: Nay gusto ko na pong mag-asawa.
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Old 02-27-2009, 09:46 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old skul ang mga j0kes per0 ok parin.nice p0st
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SM, Simpleng manyak...

Mister umuwi galing trabaho..

Misis: O bakit ka may black eye! dalawa pa
Mister: E kasi yung babae dun sa Mall eh! nanapak!
Misis: Anu ba gnawa mo?
Mister: Nakita ko kasi sya na nakaipit yung skirt nya sa gitna nang pwet nya.. yun hinila ko!
tapos sinapak ako
Misis: Nge, e bat dalawa black eye mo?
Mister: akala ko kasi gusto nya nakaipit eh kaya sinuksok ko Uli!
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