Mad Cow Disease
A female TV reporter went to have an interview with a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease .......
Lady : Good evening Sir, we are here to collect information about the reason that causes Mad Cow Disease. Do you have any idea what might be the reason ?
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said," Do you know that the bull screws the cow once a year ? "
The Lady ( getting embarrassed) : " Well sir, that's a new piece of information. But what is the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease ? "
The Farmer : " Well Madam, do you know that we milk the cow four times a day ? "
The Lady : " Yes ! But can you come to the point please ? "
The Farmer : " I am getting to the point Madam ........ Just imagine ........ if I was playing with your breasts, four times a day and screwing you........ ONLY........ once a year, would you also not get mad ? "