06-26-2012, 05:43 PM
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The suaviest,The meatiest
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Pare, pinagsawaan ko na yang gf mo.
What if kasama ang current BF mo, nagkita kayo ng EXBF mo sa isang birthday party ng isang common friend.
Noong simula eh OK pa ang ambiance ng party hanggang sa maging tipsy na si EXBF. Lumapit ito sa lugar nyo at bumulong kay current BF ng:
“PARE, PINAGSAWAAN KO NA YANG GF MO.”
Narinig mo yun dahil katabi ka lang ni BF.
Kung ikaw si BF ano ang gagawin mo o isasagot mo sa mga ganoong banat?
Kung ikaw si GF ano ang gagawin mo?
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06-26-2012, 06:17 PM
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PARE Liit daw **** mo eh
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06-26-2012, 06:49 PM
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GF: Paano ka hindi magsasawa, isang round lang, hindi mo pa matapos. 
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06-26-2012, 07:56 PM
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ah ikaw pala si mr. premature 
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06-26-2012, 11:58 PM
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buak botelya dritso dunggab sa ni honghong, tagam
(pabulong din sasabihin na pare uu tama ka nga ang luwag na eh) hahaha
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06-27-2012, 01:26 AM
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Martin Bishop
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Originally Posted by suave
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What if kasama ang current BF mo, nagkita kayo ng EXBF mo sa isang birthday party ng isang common friend.
Noong simula eh OK pa ang ambiance ng party hanggang sa maging tipsy na si EXBF. Lumapit ito sa lugar nyo at bumulong kay current BF ng:
“PARE, PINAGSAWAAN KO NA YANG GF MO.”
Narinig mo yun dahil katabi ka lang ni BF.
Kung ikaw si BF ano ang gagawin mo o isasagot mo sa mga ganoong banat?
Kung ikaw si GF ano ang gagawin mo?
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 That can work both ways.
Eto sagot ko: (I-English ko na lang..di ko alam kung paano 'to sa Tagalog)
"actually she said that she left you..because she said you were not SATISFYING her. She mentioned about something "short" and "small" in the same sentence. Sounds familiar??? " 
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06-27-2012, 01:46 AM
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ang isasagot ko
"funny , that is what the parish priest says about you"
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06-27-2012, 02:06 AM
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Martin Bishop
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Originally Posted by KillaCrab
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ang isasagot ko
"funny , that is what the parish priest says about you"
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hahahahaha
I like this!!
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06-27-2012, 09:23 AM
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The suaviest,The meatiest
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Originally Posted by west
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PARE Liit daw **** mo eh
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hahaha...
eto nga din isasagot ko kung sakali...
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06-27-2012, 09:52 AM
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naku, malamang may sakit ka na din...
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06-27-2012, 11:40 AM
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kung ako si BF: sasabihin ko.. Brad mukang bitter ka pa kasi until now di ka pa rin makapag moved on at iniwan ka ni GF... at ayaw mong aminin na me tae ka sa ulo... di naman sya naging masaya sayo....
Kung ako si GF: sasabihin ko sa kanya... bumalik ka na sa Nanay mo at wag kang mangulo dito... baka kelangan mo ng dumede... Mama's Boy!
hehehe
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06-27-2012, 12:03 PM
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BF: Okay lang. Pinagsawaan din ako ng nanay mo.
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06-27-2012, 12:04 PM
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nagsawa ka rin pala kakapantasya sa kanya 
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susunugin ko ang bahay nyo!
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06-27-2012, 03:57 PM
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Stop stop stopppppp
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"nakakalunkot pare... hindi ka na ulit makakatikim ng ganito "
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06-27-2012, 04:18 PM
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"ilang taon mo na ba syang pinagsawaan?
ako, hindi ko pagsasawaan to, hanggang sa kamatayan..."
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