Moment killers while having sex

[KillaCrab]

Can you name things that will kill the moment while you are having sex?

I can name a few

1. You mother or father calling you on the phone
2. Farting
3. Pet suddenly gets on the bed and licks your balls
4. Saying another person's name
5. Somebody knocks on the door.

[FreyaLuna]

3. Pet suddenly gets on the bed and licks your balls

I read this anecdote where the girl was busy getting down with her boyfriend, when suddenly the guy let out a scream mid-thrust. Turns out the girl's pet cat walked in on them and mistook the guy's swinging balls for a toy. Yeah, claws.

[femmedelicieux]

Your partner suddenly wants to urinate, defecate or blow his/her nose.

[bishop]

Husband and Wife were together in bed. And wife was just about to fall asleep when she feels her husbands finger stroke her vagina.

Wife chose to ignore this "advancement" and pretends to fall asleep. A few minutes later she once again feels her husband's finger stroke her vagina once again. She still chooses to ignore him.

Another minute passes she again feels his finger stroke her vagina. Thinking that she will never be able to get to sleep if she keeps ignoring him, she undresses herself and tells her husband, "okay, let's do it".

Husband replies, "what are you talking about?"

She said, "well, for the past few minutes you have been stroking my vagina. I know you want to have sex. So okay, let's do it"

To which her husband says, "oh no. I was just wetting my finger to turn the page of the book I'm reading"

[Aga Mulat]

^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...in the middle of the act in the girl's dorm room, her buzzer sounds and it was the front desk, "there's someone here by the name of ******** asking for you.." Sh*T, it was my gf (at that time). No way to hide, she saw my car parked outside. We had to stop. What a spoiler.

[holydevil]

Your partner suddenly wants to urinate, defecate or blow his/her nose.

hindi problema kung iihi yung partner,sabi nga ng iba ihi lang pahinga,may boso pa.

[bishop]

A friend of mine told me his story.

Fresh off the Boat, (translation: bagong salta sa US), he was looking to fvck a "white-skinned-blond".

So he finally scores.

He was about to go down on her, but found that her pussy stank so bad. He said, he didn't even want to stick his dick in there because of the smell.

Well, nothing kills that romantic, horny moment than a stinky pussy.

Its like when you are looking forward to having a steak dinner. You look at your plate and see that juicy porter house steak beside mashed potatos and gravy...and all of a sudden you smell rotting garbage. There goes your appetite.

[oversoul1404]

the doorbell rings, and a bell boy arrives with a coffee that we didn't order.

[boypickup]

Saken? ummm.. last night while having Bj. nakaka turn-off ng arouse ung tipong minamadali ng babae ung bj nya sayo para lang matapos ka. o makaraos.

masmasarap kasi sa feeling ung may feelings, engjoyment and love, kesa ung makaraos lang. kaya badtrip ako kagabi.

[west]

korek ka jan totoy mola. moment killer talaga pag mainipin yun babae sabihin sayo matagal ka pa ba may nakapila pa kasi

[Aga Mulat]

My friend who had a date na merkana had sex with her and while she was giving him bj, tanong ng tanong kung "is this good, is this that, do you want it this way, blah-blah-blah" hanggang sa sinagot nya ng "Please shut up and just do it!" LOL eh medyo walang delikadesa sa pagingles kaya literal na hinde offending sa tagalog na iningles nya eh napaka direct naman. LOL.

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Another moment killer ni Aga:

Isang umaga before work (this was nung di ko pa kilala si misis ko nun) nag park kami sa isang business parking lot na natakpan ng mga puno and bushes kaya di kita from the street. Grabe naman, sa backseat ng car nya at umupo na siya sa lap ko..ipapasok ko nalang biglang may nag park ng pick up truck sa tabi namin at lumabas yung landscapist na mag lilines ng parking. Sabay lipat siya (yung girl) ng upuan at nagkunwari kaming kumakain ng almusal. LOL!!!

[Darkstone]

1.) sumuka yung partner mo dahil nakainom kayo.
2.) may biglang gumapang na ipis sa katawan or sa private parts nyo.
3.) pagpasok nyo ng room and you are about to start biglang bumukas yung ilaw, may surprise party pala sa bahay mo.
4.) natuhod ng di sadya ng partner yung balls ng lalake.
5.) najejebs yung partner mo.