Creative ways to destroy the human race

[DeusExMachina]

None of the above. But here's my preferred scenario: Force every human into a double cheeseburger and upsized coke diet. Enforce a three-tv-sets-per-household rule. Ban books and shoot anyone caught reading. Burn all exercise equipment. Encourage everyone not to have an opinion. Because of the McDonald's diet, everyone would be horizontally un-cuter and completely unattractive to the opposite sex and the all-important joy of sexual intercourse, I mean procreation, would no longer be. Also, because everyone's watching stupid game shows instead of reading books, the human brain would gradually shrink until it deteriorates to the size of a peanut and would have all the uselessness of one, and stupid humans will vote stupid people to the presidency who will then declare stupid wars against one another and thus commences the beginning of the end of the human race, amen.

If all else fails, there's always the zombies. LOL.

[extrariceate]

None of the above. But here's my preferred scenario: Force every human into a double cheeseburger and upsized coke diet. Enforce a three-tv-sets-per-household rule. Ban books and shoot anyone caught reading. Burn all exercise equipment. Encourage everyone not to have an opinion. Because of the McDonald's diet, everyone would be horizontally un-cuter and completely unattractive to the opposite sex and the all-important joy of sexual intercourse, I mean procreation, would no longer be. Also, because everyone's watching stupid game shows instead of reading books, the human brain would gradually shrink until it deteriorates to the size of a peanut and would have all the uselessness of one, and stupid humans will vote stupid people to the presidency who will then declare stupid wars against one another and thus commences the beginning of the end of the human race, amen.

If all else fails, there's always the zombies. LOL.

I like your idea seriously. Consumerism and Materialism at its best